dad stop talking about your work challenge

truly wish i had the cultural awareness of tiktok teens who think lana was the first one to romanticise lolita instead of wide society

as a german with a fake accent, i deeply respect my tutor for having an australian accent for no apparent reason

german companies love to have a short internet address and then redirect you to a longer one that’s not even their actual name

will germany ever understand that not all opinions are equally valid

jadis was the original girlboss

unironically listening to classical taylor swift covers and reading nabokov like the contemptible person i am

i love architecture so much. ‘here’s how to hide a kitchen, a foundational element of any home’

‘what if i was suicidal? what if this was my last straw?’ about the elon musk baby shark tank tweet

‘don’t fret—this is not an anti-male lecture’ ingrid, how can you let me down like this

i like to make fun of my grandfathers for lying about their names, but i do the much worse thing of lying about my second middle name like the impoverished aristocrat i wish i were

not saying i want to be a teenager again, but the last time i felt a genuine connection to someone else was when i was sixteen and a drunk guy kept petting my hand for 20 minutes on the bus

accidentally said something that could be interpreted as heterosexual. send help

not saying i’m a supporter of the gay agenda, but everything would be better if it were gayer

sometimes i wish i could be part of the german left and then i remember that i’d have to tweet in german and reconsider

a message to former chancellor schröder: shut the fuck up. you’re corruption incarnate.

german media pls stop calling merz a ‘wirtschaftsexperte’ purely because he is rich

not to show my bias, but whenever i spitefully assume some shit policy or take came from the spd, i’m proven correct

as german chancellor, i promise to commission a die drei ??? where it is revealed that justus lives in a delusional world he created to cope with the trauma of his parents’ death

wünschte deutsche politiker:innen wären in der lage interviews zu geben, die alle bürger:innen lesen können