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Feb 6, 2025: begging god to make glasses cheaper bc 1000 bucks is just loo much
Feb 4, 2025: really regretting my decision to volunteer to update the fs website—why’d i do that
Feb 4, 2025: would frankly kill to get to answer the sixcolors apple survey
Feb 4, 2025: going insane bc my mother does not understandd how to forward an email with attachments
Jan 21, 2025: Emilia Pérez, 2024 really curious as to how this ever made it out of production.
Jan 18, 2025: Emilia Pérez, 2024 Watched on Saturday January 18, 2025.
Jan 15, 2025: 2024yir Dune: Part Two Challengers Conclave Alien: Romulus Wicked Gladiator II Civil War Fly Me to the Moon In the Mood for Love Perfect …
Jan 14, 2025: Nosferatu, 2024 - ★★★½ what worked for me: the goofy comedic tone what didn’t work for me: the goofy comedic tone
Jan 11, 2025: Clueless, 1995 - ★★★★ maybe i should’ve done law
Jan 10, 2025: when will we finally develop an alternative to adobe lightroom
Jan 10, 2025: Bridget Jones's Diary, 2001 - ★★½ why did i do this myself. also: bring back smoking
Jan 6, 2025: Wicked, 2024 - ★★★ Watched on Tuesday January 30, 2024.
Jan 2, 2025: Agatha All Along, 2024 - ★★½ cannot put into words how deeply confusing and contradictory marvel is. total waste of talent. don’t even get me started on the stupid flashback in …
Dec 23, 2024: Anatomy of a Fall, 2023 - ★★★★ still wonderful! also gave me a wonderful bonding moment with my mother
Dec 16, 2024: love that my father emailed me for my birthday in a conversation, looping in our investment guy
Dec 15, 2024: spending far too much time on editing all my contact photos
Dec 14, 2024: deeply upset bc i was not informed about the switch to a vibes-based bus schedule
Dec 14, 2024: can’t wait to show up at the fancy restaurant for the third time in two weeks for brunch tmr
Dec 10, 2024: killing myself bc of the drunk ppl on the bus. for the love of god, stop singing
Dec 10, 2024: personalising my macbook, but unfortunately i only have ft alphaville stickers
Dec 8, 2024: Hidden Figures, 2016 - ★★★ Watched on Sunday December 8, 2024.
Dec 8, 2024: Fly Me to the Moon, 2024 - ★★★ fun little romp
Nov 26, 2024: Conclave, 2024 - ★★★★★ reverting for the woke pope
Nov 21, 2024: when will we finally kill ruby and everyone who uses it
Nov 16, 2024: Gladiator II, 2024 - ★★★ fun ride, but not particularly good - why do all the men in the film have insane sexual tension with one another - what’s up the parallels between his …
Nov 10, 2024: retiring to my thoreau cabin to write a horror story about a man whore pleasing women with the screwdriver technique
Nov 10, 2024: not even the factory floor is a safe space for men anymore bc of woke
Oct 30, 2024: deeply desperate for the new macbook pros
Oct 28, 2024: talking to my mother and feeling like i’m communicating with a foreign life form
Oct 24, 2024: living for the theatre drama bc i can use that for my piece about small horrors
Oct 20, 2024: The Substance, 2024 we need to say ‘no’ again. some thoughts in no particular order: - why are the makers of the substance offscreen, criticising demi moore - THEY ARE …
Oct 13, 2024: Madame Web, 2024 - ★★½ so much better than morbius
Oct 13, 2024: Megalopolis, 2024 - ½ the worst film i have ever paid to see. a legacy ruining stain without redeeming qualities held up by a cast delivering atrocious performances of even …
Oct 10, 2024: Prometheus, 2012 - ★★★★ Watched on Friday October 11, 2024.
Sep 29, 2024: The Birdcage, 1996 - ★★★½ continues to be perfect
Sep 5, 2024: The Producers, 1967 - ★★★★★ ‘at last a chance to do STRAIGHT DRAMA’
Aug 25, 2024: Prometheus, 2012 - ★★★★ need more david
Aug 24, 2024: Chungking Express, 1994 - ★★★½ visually stunning, but didn’t really catch me
Aug 23, 2024: doing the serenity prayer about not running the die drei ??? brand. we need murder, sex, and an ed up in there
Aug 22, 2024: Alien: Romulus, 2024 - ★★★★ Watched on Tuesday August 20, 2024.
Aug 20, 2024: when will we finally abolish wordpress
Aug 18, 2024: spotify suggesting the olchis to me is a hate crime. i love slop, but i do have some standards
Aug 18, 2024: very busy thinking about them
Aug 18, 2024: love that all my instagram ads are just for trains now. it took them a long time to learn that about me
Aug 17, 2024: thinking of resurrecting my stupid interactive fiction project
Aug 17, 2024: going to the grocery store the millionth time this week bc i keep forgetting the one thing i need and also consuming copious amounts of diet coke
Aug 17, 2024: regretting the decision to tough it out with the theatre thinkpad more and more—how do ppl live like this
Aug 17, 2024: trying this again bc i do want something more akin to a stream of consciousness
Aug 12, 2024: Finished reading: Picknick auf dem Eis by Andrej Kurkow 📚 still shook by the nzz review on the back thinking the novel’s set in russia even …
Aug 8, 2024: Finished reading: Malaria Dreams by Stuart Stevens 📚 who will drive with me across africa
Aug 4, 2024: In the Mood for Love, 2000 - ★★★★★ Watched on Sunday August 4, 2024.
Aug 3, 2024: Happy Together, 1997 - ★★★★½ me and who
Aug 3, 2024: Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, 1985 - ★★★★★ continues to be excellent
Aug 2, 2024: Challengers, 2024 - ★★★★★ Watched on Friday July 26, 2024.
Aug 2, 2024: Finished reading: The Marriages Between Zones 3, 4 and 5 (Canopus in Argos: Archives Series, Book 2) by Doris Lessing 📚 Certainly better than …
Jul 18, 2024: Finished reading: Shikasta (Canopus in Argos: Archives Series, Book 1) by Doris Lessing 📚 Not sure how I feel about Lessing’s scifi
May 1, 2024: Evil Does Not Exist, 2023 - ★★★★½ i too want to become a night warden at a glamping resort
May 1, 2024: Challengers, 2024 - ★★★★★ sex is back in hollywood and we’ve never been hornier best guadagnino to date
Apr 27, 2024: Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, 1985 - ★★★★★ i’m so fucking gay
Apr 24, 2024: La Chimera, 2023 - ★★★★ the time in italy we all crave (smoking, robbing graves, doing drag)
Apr 19, 2024: Civil War, 2024 - ★★★ this is how i experience any car ride longer than 15 minutes. need a mcu volume on prequels to understand how tf texas and california wound up on the …
Apr 15, 2024: Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, 1985 - ★★★★★ re-entering my annoying era
Apr 14, 2024: Dune: Part Two, 2024 - ★★★★★ in the director’s cut feyd-rautha and paul fuck to see who’s on top
Apr 12, 2024: Argylle, 2024 - ½ remembering the idle speculation that taylor swift was somehow involved/responsible for this and convincing myself this is her dune. who greenlit this …
Apr 10, 2024: Ghost World, 2001 - ★★★½ Watched on Tuesday April 9, 2024.
Mar 26, 2024: Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour, 2023 - ★★★★★ Watched on Monday March 25, 2024.
Mar 23, 2024: Killers of the Flower Moon, 2023 Watched on Friday March 22, 2024.
Mar 20, 2024: The Tragedy of Macbeth, 2021 - ★★★★★ love how done frances’ lady macbeth is—real relatable character
Mar 20, 2024: Priscilla, 2023 - ★★ stan sofia for embracing her downward spiral, ig
Mar 14, 2024: Schleimkeim - Otze und die DDR von unten, 2023 - ★★★★★ bin ich abse oder speiche?
Mar 11, 2024: Suck Me Shakespeer 3, 2017 - ½ the sandra hüller filmography proves gruelling
Mar 8, 2024: The Zone of Interest, 2023 well-crafted, but did it need to be crafted?
Mar 6, 2024: Dune: Part Two, 2024 - ★★★★ when will zendaya learn another facial expression?
Mar 6, 2024: Dune, 2021 - ★★★★ the rare perfume commercial that holds up
Feb 13, 2024: The Settlers, 2023 - ★★★½ Watched on Monday February 12, 2024.
Jan 31, 2024: The Holdovers, 2023 - ★★★★ perfectly sweet, but, god, i cannot see any more horny teenagers
Jan 31, 2024: Sisi & I, 2023 - ★★★★ Watched on Sunday January 28, 2024.
Jan 27, 2024: Perfect Days, 2023 - ★★★★★ a perfect film
Jan 24, 2024: Poor Things, 2023 - ★★★★ a most vexing film. loved bella’s weird & off putting vibe
Jan 22, 2024: Schleimkeim - Otze und die DDR von unten, 2023 - ★★★★½ realest movie of all time. should have taken my crush
Jan 5, 2024: Luca, 2021 Watched on Friday January 5, 2024.
Jan 5, 2024: The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, 1972 - ★★★★½ Watched on Monday January 1, 2024.
Jan 5, 2024: Strangers on a Train, 1951 - ★★★★★ continues to be great
Dec 28, 2023: Turkish for Beginners, 2012 - ★★ why did i do this myself?
Dec 24, 2023: Crooks and Coronets, 1969 - ★★★ fun premise, mostly bland execution
Dec 24, 2023: The Discreet, 1990 - ★★★★ Watched on Saturday December 23, 2023.
Dec 19, 2023: Home Alone, 1990 - ★★★★ sweet little christmas movie
Dec 18, 2023: The Quiet Girl, 2022 - ★★★★ I too am a quiet girl (don’t love my parents all that much)
Nov 21, 2023: The Universal Theory, 2023 - ★★★★ hitchcock × the third man and as fun as that sounds
Sep 29, 2023: remaining convinced that germanophone ppl should not be allowed to build train stations BC WE CANNOT FUCKING LABEL ANYTHING
Sep 24, 2023: it’s sleepy girl autumn (forgetting to eat, falling asleep and then having a big dinner)
Sep 21, 2023: thriving (drank too much diet coke and dissociated playing starfield)
Sep 18, 2023: doing normal (permanently flexing my under eye muscles to seem like i sleep)
Sep 12, 2023: the vibe of sending my mother a short story and her calling me to ask if i’m actively suicidal. yes, but that’s neither new nor the point
Sep 12, 2023: snipping my fingers as Mother Nature and simply changing the apple logo back to six colors
Aug 25, 2023: powerfully not getting the astarion hype even tho i’m the perfect kind of damaged for him
Aug 25, 2023: doing a new bg3 solely to romance gale and somehow getting no approval from anyone
Aug 25, 2023: seducing ppl (talking about the state of communism in china)
Feb 28, 2023: Did Not Finish Seneca: On the Creation of Earthquakes The Eyes of Tammy Faye Interstellar
Dec 29, 2021: Forever Fave Films In the Mood for Love Last Year at Marienbad Some Like It Hot The Seventh Seal The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie Valerie and Her Week …
Jul 16, 2021: really need to make good on my promise and learn russian so the hot immigration guy at domededovo will be proud of me
Jul 16, 2021: instagram exclusively trying to sell me underwear starts to border on a hate crime, ngl
Jul 15, 2021: channelling ***** and listening to one direction
Jul 12, 2021: thinking about jack from the adventure series on this fine evening and wondering whether i crushed on him or wanted to be him
Jul 10, 2021: really wish god would just reach out and tell me what i did to her
Jul 8, 2021: straight ppl love to tell you they’re not homophobic and then send you 17 links containing ‘faggot’ to show how versatile a word it is
Jul 7, 2021: tempted to go to kaliningrad bc i’ve finally lost the plot
Jul 6, 2021: love when feedback turns into a struggle session
Jul 5, 2021: the fact that you can’t find a japanese girl boss says a lot about feminism there
Jul 5, 2021: dying at the fact that sovereign nation states continue to be bullied by swiss organisations with no real power. if japan wants to cancel the olympic …
Jul 4, 2021: ‘do you want to read an achillean (mlm) book featuring extensive discussions of safe queer sex?’ no? who tf wants to?
Jul 3, 2021: not saying that the month of july is homophobic, but my hair has looked like shit for the last three days
Jul 3, 2021: singlehandedly returning german philosophy to the world stage by formulating a syncretic ideology that wholly denies nfts and the blockchain
Jul 3, 2021: german centrists be like ‘i would love to vote for the greens, but, alas, they want a ‘government’ something that also existed in the gdr,,,,, cdu it …
Jul 1, 2021: wish i were dead, but, like, in a sexy communist leader in a mausoleum way
Jun 30, 2021: capitalists are really out there complaining about workers demanding work-life-balance
Jun 24, 2021: not apple music playing imagine dragons after lil nas x during pride month
Jun 21, 2021: will nicht, aber muss dieses mal cducsu wählen, weil die leider die gatekeep-gaslight-girlboss partei geworden sind
Jun 20, 2021: wish the allianz arena were in a country that had more options to criticise hungary than lighting up a stadium
Jun 18, 2021: the fact that i can only watch cruella on disney+ after pride month is over is a fucking travesty
Jun 15, 2021: fave windows 11 feature is that it looks like a worse macos
Jun 15, 2021: internalised homophobia? me? no, i’m simply not hot enough to be a faggot
Jun 14, 2021: asking god to make me allergic to protein so i can stop eating it
Jun 11, 2021: i’m not ashamed about being gay, i just don’t want anyone to know about it
Jun 11, 2021: once again asking why humans need to consume protein, the worst food group
Jun 11, 2021: not saying i like the seventies, but at least cults had the decency to be quirky
Jun 8, 2021: bitches be looking like an anaemic ghost and still manage to have tan lines
Jun 6, 2021: at this rate, google will add ‘anaemia symptoms’ to my ad interests
Jun 6, 2021: still mad about my friends accusing me of possessing nyc vibes
Jun 5, 2021: tiktok showing me gay german content should be a fucking hate crime bc the comment section is truly never it
Jun 3, 2021: love when a government website asks to track me. bestie, just ask joe
Jun 1, 2021: bestie really batting for ‘facebook as a leftwing echo-chamber’
May 30, 2021: to all the ppl telling me that coffee isn’t a meal and that anaemia isn’t sexy: tone down the homophobia! that’s queer culture
May 30, 2021: wish db would do me a solid and run actual modern trains to stuttgart
May 23, 2021: manizha supremacy
May 21, 2021: love to be ‘prepared’ for my seminar and then discover it started two hours ago
May 15, 2021: [trying to improve my participation grace] well, like richard ii i have been accused of being a fickle homosexual, so i can’t help but extend a degree …
May 11, 2021: WHY DO WE NEED TO DO EVERYTHING ON DISCORD. FUCK. WE’RE NOT GAMING, WE’RE READING SHAKESPEARE TOGETHER
May 10, 2021: disney+ taking away the blue gay salamander from the avatar selection is homophobia
May 7, 2021: dad pls talk about your work again and stop telling me about fucking cruises on russian rivers
May 6, 2021: dad stop talking about your work challenge
May 5, 2021: truly wish i had the cultural awareness of tiktok teens who think lana was the first one to romanticise lolita instead of wide society
May 5, 2021: as a german with a fake accent, i deeply respect my tutor for having an australian accent for no apparent reason
May 4, 2021: german companies love to have a short internet address and then redirect you to a longer one that’s not even their actual name
May 4, 2021: will germany ever understand that not all opinions are equally valid
May 4, 2021: jadis was the original girlboss
May 3, 2021: unironically listening to classical taylor swift covers and reading nabokov like the contemptible person i am
May 3, 2021: i love architecture so much. ‘here’s how to hide a kitchen, a foundational element of any home’
May 1, 2021: ‘what if i was suicidal? what if this was my last straw?’ about the elon musk baby shark tank tweet
Apr 30, 2021: ‘don’t fret—this is not an anti-male lecture’ ingrid, how can you let me down like this
Apr 28, 2021: i like to make fun of my grandfathers for lying about their names, but i do the much worse thing of lying about my second middle name like the …
Apr 28, 2021: not saying i want to be a teenager again, but the last time i felt a genuine connection to someone else was when i was sixteen and a drunk guy kept …
Apr 28, 2021: accidentally said something that could be interpreted as heterosexual. send help
Apr 28, 2021: not saying i’m a supporter of the gay agenda, but everything would be better if it were gayer
Apr 28, 2021: sometimes i wish i could be part of the german left and then i remember that i’d have to tweet in german and reconsider
Apr 28, 2021: a message to former chancellor schröder: shut the fuck up. you’re corruption incarnate.
Apr 28, 2021: german media pls stop calling merz a ‘wirtschaftsexperte’ purely because he is rich
Apr 26, 2021: not to show my bias, but whenever i spitefully assume some shit policy or take came from the spd, i’m proven correct
Apr 25, 2021: as german chancellor, i promise to commission a die drei ??? where it is revealed that justus lives in a delusional world he created to cope with the …
Apr 25, 2021: wünschte deutsche politiker:innen wären in der lage interviews zu geben, die alle bürger:innen lesen können
Apr 24, 2021: wish i had a tv show purely so i could yell my hot take du jour into a white void repeatedly (non-art museums often have more interesting art exhibits …
Apr 24, 2021: love to be normal and worry about what the bin men will think about me because of the excessive amount of coffee grinds in my trash